Jasonisms

Some funny things I don't want to forget... there is so much more, already forgotten!

Last night while eating dinner (mind you I am not too good with meat to begin with)

J: Is this fish real?
M: Yes
J: Like it's from the Ocean?
M: Yes
Some time passes
It could swim?
M: Yes
J: It would fart and poop?
M: I'm full!



The other day needing help in the bathroom...

M: Jason you need to be patient. Mommy has lots of other work to do, I have other responsibilities too

J: Completely stumped like what?




Jason wonders about death and dying pretty frequently, and we live by a cemetary...

J: If you are buried in the ground when you are dead, then how do you talk to the other people in heaven?